the Odd couple

Now look, that slipped out. But, I will admit he is somewhat odd. While all that are familiar with me realize I am perfectly normal. I know that is true because they tell me " I'm something else!" I always love it when I get complimented.

This is not the time or place to bring this topic up. However, I have seen Bigfoot! I expect there will be hoots and hollers about that fact. I do have proof. Who would make a statement as that and not have back-up?

If I had said I went on a space ship ride I would get laughed out of the computer room. Oh, dear, that was wrong phrasing. Please, if any of you know my children, please don't mention this comment. I know for a fact they believe that's where I've been most of my life!

I am a simple normal lady. I believe that is an oxymoron. but you know what I mean. I am an artist and they are the most normal of all people, aren't they? Nevertheless, I am an author. Yes, I am. And a good author too. I know you are trying to guess who I really are. No, not Francine Rivers. But your close. If you think Beverly Lewis you are getting warm. But I shan't tell you. I want to see if you can pick my name out from the Best sellers List. Okay guys, I'm leaving Happy trials to you. IVW